Accidentally gifting my mom a dildo for Mother's Day

This happened over the weekend.
My sister and I decided to give my mom a nice purse for Mother's Day. However I accidentally mailed it to the wrong address.

My parents spend the summer at their lake cabin (midwest boujee - I know) and I sent the package to their "regular" address. No big deal though, my sister lives nearby so I asked her to grab the box and bring it to our big family Memorial Day get together.

When I arrived at the cabin, my sister showed me the package she had picked up.

"Humm, this doesn't look right. Are your sure there were no other boxes there?" I inquired.
"Yes," she replied. "And it's a good thing I got it when I did. It was sitting out in a huge rain storm and it's already in pretty rough shape."

She was right. The box had been waterlogged, and the ink on the mailing label was completely worn off. The weirdest part was that it had a battery warning label. Obviously a purse does not require a battery warning.

"Well if this was the only package, I guess this is it," I conceded.

"If it's not the purse, she is going to have to keep whatever mystery item iside and WE can keep the purse," my sister joked.

Cut to later in the day just before dinner. Everyone (20+ people) gathered in the living room. The perfect time for the unboxing.

My 73 year-old mother carefully opens the squished water damaged Amazon box to find a smaller unmarked black box inside. It was probably like 5x7x2 (inches).

"Boring," I thought. "It's got to be an external hard drive or something." BOY was I wrong.

She open the next box to find an atomically realistic black dildo (evidently with battery features). She held that big, veiny, circumcized rubber dick in her hands, for all to see, for several seconds before it dawned on her what it was.

"Put that back in the box, Put that back in the box!" I shouted. But it was too late. Everyone had seen it. The array of reactions everyone had was quite interesting.

My sister and I started laughing hysterically. -

My mother looked angry.

Most of the other adults were stifling laughs while trying to keep their composure.

My 14 year-old nephew (who was sitting immediately next to Grandma) was experiencing what can only be described as a fit of overwhelming embarrassment. Without a word, he just got up and ran out of the room in a sort of awkward shuffle run.

My 5 year-old wanted to know what was so funny.

As it turns out, if you squint really hard at the shipping address label, you can see it was meant for a few houses down. I hope the neighbors aren't missing it too much. Thanks neighbors, for facilitating one of the most epic family stories ever. This is certain to be part of our family lore for decades to come.

TL;DR: I sent my mom her Mother's Day gift to the wrong house. Mom open's the box to find a big black dildo. Funniest package mix up ever.

Photo of the wrecked box and the sex toy: