When My Boyfriend Thought I Cheated… With My Vibrator

I have a weird habit of naming things. I've named my houseplants and the most used things in my house. My best friend finds the habit funny and has started doing it herself to some extent.

Well a few weeks ago I was looking for a new vibrator and found one I liked and ordered it. I have a close relationship with my best friend and we talk about everything together so I also told her about this new purchase. I of course gave the vibrator a name, Billy.

Well Billy finally arrived in the mail a few days ago and I gave it test run. Billy was great, nothing to complain about. Later I was texting my friend and she asked me about my vibrator and if it was any good since she was contemplating whether to get one herself. She texted me with "Did you try Billy already, was he worth it?" To which I replayed: "Yeah Billy was great, a bit expensive but I'd say he was definitely worth it. Good when "my boyfriends name" is not around haha"

Now that doesn't sound too weird if you know that Billy is a vibrator. My boyfriend of two months unfortunately didn't know that. 

My boyfriend saw the texts without me knowing and confronted me a few days later. He was angry asking me how I could cheat on him and basically broke up with me while I was standing there like an idiot trying to figure out what was going on. I asked him what the hell he was talking about and he started shouting at me about me fucking some prostitute called Billy.

That was when I realized what had happened and all I could do was laugh. I explained to him through my laughter that Billy was my vibrator I had named, not another man I was sleeping with. After a lot of explaining he finally understood the situation and calmed down. He now knows about my weird habit of naming things.

Tldr; I named my new vibrator Billy and texted my friend about it. My boyfriend saw the texts and thought I was cheating on him with a male prostitute.

Edit: I appreciate your concerns about my relationship. It's always nice to see that people care. But like I have said in the comments, we both have each others permission to use each others phones to a certain extent. He saw the texts by accident and I trust him since he hasn't given me any reasons not to. This issue has been talked about between the two of us and that's all I'm going to say about it.