My friend and I did the test—how unsanitary is it, really, to “eat ass”?
My friend and I are interested in science. We also think that rimjobs are fun to give (me) and receive (her).
She does molecular biology and has plenty of experience using lab equipment to examine bacteria and fungal pathogens. The procedure to study how disgusting a given surface is, is pretty straightforward—you've probably done this yourself in middle school science class.
Using multiple swabs (to get a good average), we tested several surfaces:
-a "clean" kitchen counter
-my dick, her vulva
-both of our upper backs
-both of our anuses after showering and washing in there with soap.
Greatest amount, and most diverse growths: kitchen counter. Next for some reason was my upper back (I promise I shower...maybe my skin sheds a lot?). After that, our anuses, dicks, and vulva growths looked almost completely identical.