My most embarrassing sexual intercourse yet
My girlfriend got her period yesterday and she was having the worst cramps ever. We thought having sex would help with the pain. So I put on a condom and prepared to put it in. As I was inserting it, it slipped and went fully inside her immediately. She grunted and said "You just sent me to heaven". So me being a dumbass, I thought she meant it felt really good for her as we haven't had sex in a month. I got really turned on and I thrusted all the way inside her again 2 more times until she screamed to stop. Apparently, what she meant by "sent to heaven" was, it hurted so bad that she just died on the spot. It wasn't heaven that I sent her to, it was hell.
I am writing this the morning after and I've been banned from her room for the next week. Good news is her cramps are gone but she's now bleeding down there. Is there anything I could do to help her with the pain?
