Let’s Talk About Some ‘Hard’ Stuff: Top 10 Funny Penis Stories Collection 2025

Desperately trying to get this massive dildo off this school gym's wall

That time I modelled for a clip art company at 16 and ended up on dildo batteries

dildo on BBC news

Cursed dildo

Driving through the Midwest

3 guys bet on who can make their wife scream more from sex

They make the bet and decide to all go home and have sex with their wives and compare results the next day.

Next day comes along and they meet to discuss. Guy #1 says "I fucked my wife so hard, she was screaming for like 20 minutes." Guy #2 says "that's nothing. I fucked my wife with a dildo in her ass at the same time and she was screaming for an hour!" Guy #3 says "amateurs! I fucked my wife for 15 seconds, came on the curtains, and she's still screaming at me!"

Taking everything as a dildo...........

I took a frozen bottle of water out on a walk yesterday and accidentally made an ice dildo

Russian press conference invaded by flying dildo

Photographer Ken Pretty of Dildo, Newfoundland captures photo of a phallic looking iceberg.