A Man Buys His Wife A Special Type Of Dildo

A man was looking around a sex store searching for a special sex toy to buy his wife so that she won't screw around on him while he is away on a business trip for a few weeks.

After not finding anything special he asks the old man working the store.

The old man replies "Well there is this special voodoo dildo but-"

"Show me!" the man says.

The old man than takes out a box with some weird writings on it and takes off the lid revealing a regular looking dildo.

The man laughs and says "This looks exactly like every other dildo in this store! What makes this one special?"

To which the old man replies "Watch this! voodoo dick, the door" and the dildo jumps out of it's box and starts screwing the keyhole. The entire door started to vibrate from the dildo and before the entire door would crack the old man said "voodoo dick, the box", and the dildo went inside it's box.

The man said "Perfect! I'll take it!" and bought the voodoo dildo. He than went to his wife and told her whenever she was feeling horny to just say "voodoo dick, my pussy" and the dildo would satisfy her. He than went on his business trip.

After a few days the wife was feeling horny so she started thinking about people she could have sex with. That is when she remembered the dildo. So she got out the box and said "voodoo dick, my pussy" and the dildo jumped out the box and started thrusting her vagina. After three orgasms the wife decided it was enough. So she tries to get the dildo out but she couldn't, it kept on thrusting. Turns out the husband forgot to tell her how to stop it.

Scared she quickly get's dressed and get's in her car to go to the hospital, with the dildo still inside her thrusting and making her entire body shake. On the way there she experiences another orgasm and swerves into the opposite lane. A police car notices this and stops her.

When the offices asks her how much she has had to drink she replies "I haven't officer. There is a voodoo dick inside of my pussy and I can't get it out so I am going to the hospital right now!"

The officer replies "voodoo dick, my ass!".