Bringing My Vibrator into the Shower and Literally Falling for It
This morning I fancied a bit of me time. I'd done some exercise and was feeling pretty good about myself. I decided to try something different and bring my vibrator into the shower with me. Kill two birds with one stone and all that! Mistake number 1.
I soaped myself off and fired up my toy. The vibration is quite quiet so I could enjoy myself without my partner in the next room knowing. I decided to lift my leg to get better ahem access... the shower is a small cubicle so not much room for movement so I rested my sole against the wall in front of me and leaned back on the wall behind me. Mistake number 2.
As things heated up, I seemed to forget where I was. The stream of the hot water and sensational vibrations eventually drove me to the edge. My standing leg began to tremble but I didn't think too much about it, until the big O hit. I don't know if was just the difference in location or feeling of standing up masturbating that threw me off, but it was a veryyyy strong orgasm and I felt lightheaded. I must have lost balance because next thing I know the foot beneath me slid forward suddenly and I'm clattering to the shower floor. I hit my head, tried to grab anything at all, knocked the stuff off the shelf and must have cried out a little.
With all the commotion, my partner came running. Before I could say I was ok don't come in he ran into the bathroom to help me. It took him a good few seconds to see my vibrator and stared at my crumpled corpse putting two and two together. Needless to say his look of concern turned to amusement as he burst out laughing at my solo shower sex fail.
I'm ok! My lower back and elbow hurts a bit from how hard I hit the floor and I have a slight headache but I think I'll survive. He's taking care of me in between our hysterics. Heed my warning, guys, play safe in the shower. Don't be like me and have an orgasm which literally knocks you off your feet.
Tl;dr tifu by trying to be sneaky and play with myself in the shower but instead slipped and made it a bigger deal than it needed to be.