[FM] My delivery guy’s been flirting with me, so when opening the door, I showed him two things that made his jaw drop..

My plan was simple. I knew he'd be arriving this morning. His generally flirty nature of, "you alone are helping me reach half my delivery targets" made me chuckle. Okay, I've been ordering a few things lately. Plus, I give him a smile here and there at the gym.

For background context, I found out from a friend that he likes the look of me and I do with him too. Otherwise I wouldn't go this far..

Recently, I saw his eyes really light up when he handed me two packages, one of which was a Lounge Underwear one with ‘Lounge' in the black writing. I looked at it, looked at him, and smiled, saying, "one of my tame deliveries. They'll look great though I'm sure..."

In the UK at least, they have a thing of taking a photo of you with the package. He said he'd be polite and just take a photo of the floor instead, with my door open, to show it's delivered.

Afterwards, I asked, "are you a foot guy? No judgement."

He laughed so hard, giving me a no. I went in with, "if you are, really, you can take another few photos. I can get my soles in there."

He said I was hilarious and that he'd likely see me again tomorrow.

I had a biiiiig delivery arriving. In fact, his comment confirmed to me that the flirting would go up a notch.

Having answered the door in my silk dressing gown, all I had on underneath was a black thong. I'll come back to this shortly..

I then got an unmarked package, which isn't uncommon. I didn't expect him to say, "you get a lot of discrete packages" with his eyebrows raised. THIS was my chance.

I responded, telling him, "yeah, because they're often sex toys. This one's a big dildo."

You should've seen his face. I felt myself going bright red but I kept the confident look at him and he looked away first.

I had sweaty palms and I was slightly shaky but went all in on unwrapping the package. As I nearly had it, I asked, "photo to confirm you've delivered?"

He fell for it. Getting the phone ready, I literally pulled out the dildo. It was a 7" real-feel fucking whopper of a cock. I rocked it side to side with the full weight of it swinging and he laughed and turned around, turning back.

That was all I intended to show him, before jokingly telling him I'd see him in the gym soon.

Except I was giddy and a bit shaky, dropping it. He went subconsciously to get it then realised he shouldn't touch it and looked up, and here I was, dressing down open, with my tits out, all for about 3 seconds.

I stood up, caught my breath a little and looked at him. One of my boobs was out and the other was exposing half a nip.

He mouthed, "o m g."