I'm the perfect height for blowjobs because of my wheelchair.

Remember that time you broke your spine in that bridge falling accident?

God I hope not.

Helllllloooooooo. I am here for some amusement. Just because I lost the use of my legs, doesn't mean I can't still have fun and make people uncomfortable with my morbid humor and sexuality.

I am paralyzed. So, I'm the ideal height for giving blowjobs. And I don't even need to get up. If someone wants me on my knees, well that's just not going to happen. If I try I'll end up on my back or my tits.

Sex is one of those little pleasures that I still get to enjoy despite my disability. Yay! Go intercourse!

I remember being in dating apps back when (like a year ago), where I made it very clear that I was in a wheelchair. Some guys gave it a shot, some didn't. People suck. They didn't realize that I can still be freaky.

Luckily, through said app, I was able to meet one of my best friends, who also has sex with me upon my request.

He's also got a big dick. Nice and thick. Long too. Don't normally care, but I'll be honest and say I prefer bigger. Bigger cocks just make my stimulation a lot better, and those nerves that were damaged and still give me trouble can get through with the sensation a lot easier.

My kitty can still squirt. One of my favorite feelings on Earth. TAKE THAT BRIDGE! YOU DIDNT TAKE THAT FROM ME.

I also bought a sex swing last month and that's made doggy a lot more fun.

All I have to say right now. People, ease don't be afraid to ask the paralyzed girl out. She's a good blowjob height and probably wants dick more than the rest of them.