[MF] Made a lame joke, got a BJ

I was sitting by myself at the bar on a Saturday afternoon after running errands, but before the dinner rush would start. It was dead, but there were 2 women a few seats down from me. I was mostly playing on my phone, but would hear parts of their conversation.

What got my interest was when one of the girls said, "Why do guys just expect us to give them head all the time, but won't eat pussy? My pussy is amazing; it tastes like cotton candy."

I chuckled, and it got their attention. "You think that's funny?"

"I'm just wondering if you think classic pink or blue raspberry. I'm hoping it's not grape."

They laughed and the girl said she never thought about it, but would assume "pink, because..."

She asked me if I thought it was unfair that guys always expect a BJ. I agreed and said that I wish more women asked to get eaten out just like guys ask to get blown. I mentioned that 9 times out of 10, that would turn into sex or a BJ, and then everyone's happy. "But I would do it without that guarantee because I'm a fucking gentleman."

We laughed. Did a shot together, and chatted some more.

I went to the restroom that's down a little side hallway, and as I was coming out of the men's room, Cotton Candy girl (I honestly don't remember her name) was about to enter the women's room. She blocked the hallway, got close to me, and asked "Do you want to find out the flavor?" with a smirk on her face.

I swung for the fences and put my hand up her skirt, which surprised her a little. I slid my finger inside her panties and started rubbing her lips. She was wet enough that I was able to push into her and she let out a gasp. I leaned in to kiss her and we kissed hard. I pulled the finger out, tasted it, and said "You were right... sweet and pink." Then I left her standing there and went back to my seat.

After she came back to the bar, I said I needed to leave to let my dog out, but wanted her number. We exchanged some texts through the evening, and then around 8 PM she said she was at her apartment and sent me the address.

When I walked in she simply took my hand and brought me to her room. We started making out and she said "You should finish what you started."

I made sure to take my time worshipping her pussy with my tongue. It was so smooth and her clit was easy to find. I licked and sucked, kissed and fingered. Unfortunately, I had yet to discover the joy of rimming, so as I type this I think about her neglected asshole.

I was probably between her legs for 15-20 minutes and she came twice. The second time she pushed me away after her legs released my head. I laid next to her and we chatted and made out, she said she could taste herself on my lips. I didn't make another move, and she said "You're really fine with just eating pussy?"

"As long as you're happy, I'm happy."

"Well, now I would be happy if you left so I can get ready to go out."

No hurt feelings on my part, as the night was still young. She walked me to the door and I leaned in for a kiss as I started to turn the knob when she stopped me.

"Fuck - you are serious. A true fucking gentleman."

With that, she dropped to her knees and pulled out my cock. What erection I had already softened, and she said the head was sticky with precum. But thankfully her mouth got me hard again.

I'm a sucker for a girl on her knees looking up during a BJ, and she didn't break eye contact. I asked if we were going to fuck, or if I should cum. The cock in her mouth muffled her response, but I made out "cum in my mouth." Another minute or two and I warned her. She pulled off, opened wide, and jerked me into her mouth, with some landing on her cheek. She wiped it off and licked her fingers.

"Now let's see how much of a gentleman you are." She went to kiss me and I met her lips and tongue.

"Wow. You continue to impress."

With that, I left.