The Uber Driver Always gets Called Twice

Dec 23, 2023

Jordan Zhou

"Hey guys! It's been forever. Is everyone up for going to bar trivia tonight? We definitely need to catch up!"

My phone buzzed and the message came across my screen as a group text between me and two old coworkers, Kathy and Lisa. I smiled and quickly shot a text back that I was free. It had honestly been a while since I had seen these women, and to be honest, I missed hanging out with them.

Kathy was in her late 30s, hispanic, about 5 foot 5, a bit overweight, but still pretty. She always had makeup on, trying to accentuate the natural beauty in her face, kind of a pear shaped body, but she rocked it well. Lisa on the other hand was in her early 30s, a former college dance team member, and kept herself in shape. She was also hispanic, but much more petite, topping out at 5 foot nothing, with large but proportional breasts, and a sneakily toned ass. Definitely too hot for me, but seeing as she had a long term boyfriend and later fiance, that option was never on the table, no matter how many late night drunken chats we had.

The three of us had worked together for about a year and a half, then the two of them left the company within six months of each other, but as we always enjoyed hanging out together, we refused to lose contact. Initially we were really good at getting together after they left, doing movie nights about once a month, going to grab lunch, or just shooting the shit while we grabbed drinks, but life gradually began to get in the way. Kathy and her husband's child started school, so they began doing more activities with her, and Lisa was always running from one event to another, volunteering, and sitting on boards of various nonprofit organizations. So this was an opportunity to get the gang back together and have a good time. I got to the bar a touch late, and slid into the booth opposite the two of them.

"Sorry, guys. Totally got caught up with some nonsense that took way longer than it should have. What's going on?"

Kathy and Lisa paused the conversation they were having to say hi, and the three of us began chatting just like old times. It had been at least six months since we had all gotten together, maybe longer, so there was lots of catching up for us to do.

It always blows me away how with some friends, no matter how long it has been between meetings, no matter what has changed in personal lives, no matter the situation anyone is in, conversation picks up as if you had just talked to them the day before. Kathy and Lisa were those types of friends. After about ten minutes of people talking about their current work situation, we were gabbing like old times.

Trivia happened in the background, but we all knew that was just an excuse for us to see each other. We each had had about two beers when the game ended and the server came by.

"Another round?" She asked.

The three of us looked at each other, nobody wanting to commit one way or another. It was only about 9:30, but nobody wanted to be the person that ordered another round while everyone else left.

"Well I have tomorrow off, so I'm down for one more round." Kathy said, breaking the awkward miniature pause.

Lisa laughed. "Ohmigish, me too. Yeah, I could go for one more."

"Yeah, one more round, thanks." I told the server. "I don't have tomorrow off, but fuck it. It's just tomorrow then we have a long weekend for Thanksgiving."

The server brought us our drinks and we continued to chat, growing louder as the bar emptied out. As we drained our glasses, I preempted the server this time.

"You guys want to go somewhere else where the drinks are a little cheaper?"

"Yeah, but do you guys mind if my husband joins us? He just dropped off our daughter at my parents house and wanted to know what we were up to." Kathy asked.

"Not at all." Lisa and I said in tandem.

We decided to go to a little dive bar that we all knew a little ways away. Lisa and I showed up first while Kathy went and grabbed her husband, Jeff. I walked into the bar first, and grabbed a table. Lisa, seeing me, grabbed the seat next to me, leaving the other side of the table for Kathy and Jeff.

"I'll get the first round. What are you having?" I offered, before Lisa could even get settled.

"Vodka, soda, lime, thanks."

I went to the bar and ordered us our drinks, and since it wasn't too busy, they came out pretty quickly. I carried them over to Lisa, and she started drinking hers. We began to talk mostly about nothing, but the kind of nothing that didn't feel like a space filler, but just random nonsense that we were both enjoying. By the time we needed another round, Kathy and Jeff had arrived, and Lisa got the round, following it up with a round of tequila shots as well.

"Oh shit. You guys are going hard tonight!" Jeff exclaimed. "I'm going to have to pass on mine. We're driving to my parents tomorrow, so I have to be mostly not hung over."

"Yeah, same." Kathy said. "I don't think I can do shots like you young guns." She laughed.

Lisa shrugged and slid two shots over to me. I laughed and shrugged. "Might as well. Can't let the alcohol go to waste." The two of us downed the shots and continued to pass the time just like the old days, but around 1 am, Kathy and Jeff bailed.

"One more round before we head out?" I asked Lisa.

"Yeah, might as well." She said.

We drank our last round and closed out, kind of lingering near each other. I saw that she was a bit unsteady on her feet, probably the work of the tequila shots earlier.

"Hey, you definitely shouldn't drive. Let me give you a ride home."

"But I don't want to leave my car here."

"That's fine. I'll drive your car back to your place and then Uber back and grab my car."

"Ok. But you better not hit anything." Lisa said jokingly.

I got in the driver's seat of her car and got situated.

"Damn, Lisa. I don't even know how you get in the car, your seat is so far forward." I jested.

"Shut up. I'm short and I love it." She barbed back, grabbing my hat and putting it on. "Ugh, my head is so small. Your dumb hat doesn't fit." She pouted in a joking way with the much too large hat sitting cockeyed on her head.

I laughed as I drove her to her house. I parked the car in the driveway and got out of the car.

"Well let me call you the Uber since you drove me home. It's the least I can do. Come in while we wait."

The two of us walked into the dark house, her dog barking once then settling down in its bed. I shed my sweatshirt, and she did the same. The air had suddenly gotten tense between us in a way that I had never felt before. I wasn't sure if I was misreading the situation or not, so I leaned against her kitchen counter while she ordered the Uber. She kept moving towards me a small step at the time.

The car was ordered.

The phone said 8 minutes away.

The silence was deafening. The ease of conversation from earlier in the night was sapped by something much stronger.

"Well this is happening."

Lisa said those words, threw her arms around my neck, and pulled my head towards her. Now the first time you kiss anyone, it is always different. You never know what their preferences are, what their tendencies are, what their expectations are. I've had some first kisses feel perfect, and some needing some serious work. That being said, never have I ever experienced a kiss like this one. Lisa pulled me towards her by the back of my neck, and even though I am not exceedingly tall at 5'11", I felt huge next to her 5'0" frame. Her lips opened slightly as they came to meet mine. Her tongue almost immediately darted into my mouth to spar with mine. She held me firm, and I could feel the strength in her arms while focusing on the softness of her kiss. It was a full 5 seconds before I broke away.

"Wait. Aren't you engaged? I can't be that guy." I sputtered, still reeling from the completely unexpected event that had just transpired.

Lisa waived her ringless hand in front of my face briefly. "We broke up months ago." She panted at me. She pulled me towards her again, resuming the kiss and returning me to that moment of ecstasy. I pushed into her and she gave ground until she was pushed up against the back of her couch. Her leg wrapped around mine and I pushed gently into her groin. I heard her moan as our lips briefly parted while I kissed down her neck to the edge of her shirt. Lisa broke away from me for a second and pulled off her shirt, then her sports bra, allowing her gorgeous tits to fall free. I went immediately back in to kiss her, and whispered in her ear, "I really want to cancel the Uber."

"You should." Came her breathy reply.

I reached over to her phone and canceled the ride, while she pulled at my shirt to get it off. I shed my shirt, only to see her pulling off her leggings and underwear in one motion. She stepped out of her pants, and there was a moment where I could take in all of her beauty. Her D cup tits hung on her petite frame in ways that I could only imagine, the paleness of her breasts accentuating her darker red nipples. Her pussy was cleanly shaven and incredibly smooth, and I could see the shape of her ample bottom she had gotten from years on the dance team. When she let down her hair, it felt as if I were in a dream with how gorgeous she was. I had frozen, standing there in my jeans while she was fully naked in front of me.

"Everything ok?" Lisa asked in a devilishly innocent way.

"God, just perfect. You are so beautiful, it almost feels like this is a dream." I stammered out.

Despite the darkness I could see her blush. She came and pressed her lips against mine in a little bit softer way this time.

"It's been a while since someone has called me beautiful." She said meekly.

"I don't know how, cause you are drop dead gorgeous." I said, and kissed down her neck again, this time all the way until my lips found her nipple.

I reached down with my hand and gently rubbed her slit, finding her already soaked. The moment my fingers parted her lips I heard her gasp and felt her push forward with her hips. I took that as an invitation and plunged my finger into the depths of her pussy. Lisa let out a combination between a moan and a gasp as my finger explored her. I kissed down her stomach and eventually got on my knees and stuck my tongue out to meet her clit. She let out a guttural sound and my finger was met with a fresh flood of her juices. I licked and sucked her clit, then inserted a second finger inside of her. Lisa was completely consumed by the moment. My other hand reached behind her and grabbed her perfectly toned ass, allowing my tongue to lick as deeply as I could. I felt her shudder, then moan loudly as she came. I pulled out my fingers and stood up, my dick pressing against my pants in the worst way. Lisa looked at me, completely flushed.

"I don't remember the last time anyone ate me out, let alone like that."

I just smiled and wiped the excess juice from my chin. Lisa took the fingers that had been inside of her and stuck them in her mouth, sucking on them both.

"Fuck me right here on this couch." She commanded.

I unbuttoned my pants and slid them to the floor. Lisa propped herself on the back on the couch while I guided my member towards her soaking wet cunt. I slipped it inside of her, and she leaned back and rolled her eyes in pleasure. I started to thrust slowly, but Lisa wasn't having any of it.

"Fuck me hard." She breathed into my ear.

I obliged. I started pumping into her faster and faster, watching her boobs bounce with each thrust. I reached up from her hips to pinch and squeeze her nipples. Her whole body was soft and supple; everywhere I touched was so smooth.

"Fuck!" I shouted unexpectedly. She had slipped off the back of the couch and over to the front.

We both laughed as I came around the front. I leaned down and kissed her deeply. Lisa pulled me on top of her, and I almost melted into her. I grabbed her breasts while we continued to make out, the sexual energy between us was full to bursting. She turned over and presented her ass to me.

"Do you like things more gentle or rough?" I asked, wanting to give her the best experience I could.

"Definitely a little rougher. Nothing too much though. Just fuck me hard. I want to feel you inside of me."

I climbed on top of her and used my hands to grab and spread her ass. Her pussy clung together from how wet she was, but eventually eased apart. I rubbed my dick in between her lips, almost entering her pussy each time before sliding between her ass cheeks. The third time I did it she began to whimper. "Fuck me. Please fuck me."

"Like this?" I asked, finally sliding home.

"Ugh!" Lisa grunted.

I saw her hand reach out to the edge of the couch and grab the cushion as I started to fuck her hard again.

"How long have you wanted to do this?" Lisa asked coyly.

"Longer than I'd care to admit." I said, sidestepping the answer. "How long have you wanted this?"

"Longer than I should have…" She moaned as I thrust especially deep into her.

I grinned, and was determined to show her what she had missed all of these years. We began to get into a rhythm, when I brought my hand down on her ass, slapping it hard and leaving a slight red handprint. Lisa yelped, then pushed her ass up, as if to ask for another. I brought my hand down again, and again she yelped, this time in a way that told me she was close to cumming. She started to push her ass into me, matching my speed. My hand went to the back of her neck, gently pushing her face into the couch cushion. Lisa started to scream and I felt her pussy contract on my dick. This was enough to push me over the edge.

"Fuck. I'm going to cum. Where do you want me to finish?"

"Fucking cum inside me." Lisa begged.

I lasted three more strokes before unloading as deep as I could inside of her. I panted and let my dick finish twitching inside of her before pulling out and getting off of her. Lisa propped herself up on her arm so I could lay down, then put her head on my chest. I kissed the top of her head and held her close to me. She kissed my chest, tilted her head up, gave me one more kiss, then settled into my arms. As she dozed off quickly, I was left thinking about how incredible it was that the last kiss was just as good as the first one. I set the alarm on my phone, and also drifted off to sleep.

My alarm went off the next morning, startling both of us awake. I looked down at Lisa.

"Morning."

"Morning."

"You still need me to call you an Uber?"

"If'n you don't mind."

Lisa put in the request, and it popped up that the ride was 12 minutes away.

"I guess we still have a little time." She said, her fingers tracing over my chest.

I kissed her deeply, and she grabbed my already hard cock. I slid down on the couch to get the angle right, and eased into her pussy once again. Between her new wetness that morning and the events from the night prior, I had never felt a wetter pussy. I slid in and immediately started to fuck her. This time it was much more controlled, more gentle, more emotional. We continued to kiss as my dick stroked in and out of her, continuing to fill her up. I reached my arms around her and held her tight to me. I don't know exactly what I was feeling, but I did know that I hadn't felt it in a while. Our eyes met as we continued to fuck, and there was a moment where it felt like something was going to be said when her phone went off. The Uber was there.

"Shit!" I said as I grudgingly extracted myself and quickly threw on my clothes. "I'll text you later." I whispered and kissed her one last time.

I walked out the door, got in the Uber, and slumped against the seat on the way back to my car, thinking about what might happen after the holiday.

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