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Let me start by saying: this is not your grandma's friendly bedside buddy. This is the Kaiju of kinks. The Godzilla of girth. The Endgame of endgames. If you're not a level 99 Dungeon Master of Depth, turn back now — this beast doesn't come with a safe word, it is the safe word.
Unboxing this monster felt like summoning an ancient evil. I half-expected a crack in the earth and some Gregorian chanting. My cat fled. My houseplants withered slightly. My soul questioned its life choices.
Visually? It's sculpted like it escaped from an alien breeding lab and decided to moonlight as a mythological deity's angry third leg. It's ribbed, ridged, and radiates an aura of "you sure about this, champ?"
Using it was... a journey. Not so much an insertion as a negotiation. There were stretches (literally), pep talks, hydration breaks, and a contract signed in lube. But once the stars aligned and the gates were opened? Transcendental. I saw the faces of the Gods, and they were all winking.
Would I recommend this to beginners? Only if you're starting your career as a circus contortionist or plan to birth a fully grown orc. For the rest of us veterans? Strap in, stretch out, and kiss your walls goodbye. You'll walk funny, but with pride.
Bonus: Makes a great conversation piece. I keep mine on the bookshelf between Nietzsche and the lava lamp.
7 Thrust and 7 Vibration Modes - Provides Various Choices with remote control
This remote-control thrusting vibrating dildo features a upgraded motor which has 7 powerful thrusting and 7 vibration modes greatly improves vibration and stretch strength. One-button push or a wireless remote control to achieve real multi-function! Prepare for a rollercoaster of ecstasy as this unique dog knot dildo takes you on a blissful journey through the night!
We chose 3 colors from our luxurious color chart to mix and match, with a gradient overlay to give the whole product a premium and natural.
Color: Mixed Red/Blue/Green
Peace of Mind Knowing That
Handmade using platinum cured medical silicone
Individually handmade, each toy will be unique
Guaranteed body-safe and skin safe
Contains no phthalates, fragrances, latex, rubber, or paraffin
Performance Expectations of This Beastly Dog Knot Dildo
Item Dimensions:
Total Length - 10 in. / 25.4 cm
Insertable Length - 9 in. / 22.86 cm
Head Diameter - 1.9 in. / 4.82 cm
Middle Part Diameter - 2.61 in. / 6.62 cm
Diameter of the Lower Part - 3.3 in. / 8.38 cm