I want to crawl into a hole and disintigrate.
Today my (25F) family was having fun playing Wii bowling (after a 30 minute argument about whether you could play Wii sports online with friends...which you can't...) and our dog came up and randomly started sniffing my vagina area.
I turned to my sister and said "What in the world?! Why is his face smashed into my vagina?!"
"I don't know. He just likes doing that sometimes..." she replied.
And without a second thought, almost instinctively I said, "Well at least someone does.... :("
I completely forgot my dad was standing right behind me....
.... until he said "Awww..." and just patted me on the back with pity.
Idk if this is the right sub for this. This is a very unriveting story...but the embarrassment I feel is equivalent to if I were to send my parents 10 nude photos by mistake. It is equivilent to if I were to shit my pants on a white carpet couch in a room of 1000 people on live TV.
My dad's been looking at me with this mocking look of pity ever since. I....i.....i want to melt away and disappear.
