13 Best Blowjob Machines I Ever Tested

I've gathered the top blowjob machines money can buy. The Autoblow AI Ultra is currently the ultimate in blowjob simulation, allowing you to even download custom blowjobs! But if AI blowjobs aren't your thing, I've got some other fantastic options that I love.

Blowjob Machine Buying Guide

If you love the idea of blowjobs on demand and are ready to take the plunge and treat yourself to a blowjob machine but aren’t sure what to look for, I’ve got you covered!

Here’s what to look for when choosing the right blowjob machine for you.

What to look for

When buying a blowjob sex toy there are several key things you want to look out for. These specific features will help enhance the experience and provide an even better orgasm than normal.

• Orifice –  Most blowjob machines will have a mouth opening for realism but you can also choose a neutral, vulva, or anus opening to suit your tastes.
• Material – Most blowjob machine sleeves are made from TPR/TPE which has a very realistic feeling. It is porous but non-toxic. If you want a non-porous sleeve you should look for a silicone one.
• Automation – Blowjob machines can either be automatic (they create the movement/stimulation for you) or they can be manual (you have to stroke it back and forth).
• Type of stimulation — The main types of stimulation you can find in blowjob machines are stroking, suction, contraction, warming, or some combination of the four.
• Interactive/ VR capabilities – Some app-enabled blowjob machines can be synced to porn or controlled long distance.
• Volume and discretion – If you live with other people and need to keep the noise down, look for a blowjob machine with a quiet rating!

Materials

When searching for the perfect material in a blowjob machine, don't overlook silicone - it's non-toxic and non-porous. But don't discount TPE/TPR, the most popular material. While it may not be as non-porous, it's not a major concern for a machine used externally. Plus, it can provide a more realistic feel compared to silicone. Just remember to clean and dry thoroughly!

Type of stimulation

Blowjob machines use different mechanisms to recreate different oral sex sensations, so you need to think about which one will feel best for you. Do you prefer:

• Suction
• Contractions
• Vibrations
• Stroking
• Warming
• A combination

Which orifice do you want?

Typically, a blowjob machine will have a realistic-looking mouth orifice, which will of course give the most realistic blowjob experience.

However, you can also find ones with a neutral opening if realistic designs aren’t your thing or ones that look like a vulva or anus.

Automation

Most blowjob machines tend to be automated, meaning the machine does the work for you. Many people prefer automatic stimulation, as they want to feel like it’s not them giving themselves the orgasm – it’s something (or someone) else!

If this is too intense or not within your budget, you can also opt for a manual blowjob machine that you stroke back and forth yourself.

Interactive/ VR capabilities

If you want to enjoy app controls, sync your blowjob machine to porn, or play with a long-distance partner, you will need to make sure your toy has these capabilities. Not all app-controlled bj machines have the same features so always check the toy’s specifications.

Size and design

Blowjob machines can get pretty bulky so you need to think about where you want to use them and store them. If you want something more portable or you are short on space, look for a more compact BJ machine.

Power source

Rechargeable blowjob machines give you more freedom of movement and are easier to travel with but you do need to remember to charge them!

Mains-powered bj machines on the other hand have to be used near a power outlet but often offer a little more power.

Settings and power levels

If you know you enjoy super powerful stimulation or you get the most pleasure out of more gentle stimulation, you should find a blowjob machine that can give you what you desire. Another thing to think about is whether you enjoy having different patterns to play or even want to be able to download new patterns.

Volume and discretion

Due to the mechanical nature of some blowjob machines, they can be pretty loud. If you need to keep your solo sessions a secret, look for a BJ machine with a low sound rating.

Blowjob Machines versus Pocket Pussies

Blowjob machines and pocket pussies are similar in that they are both sex toys designed to help people with penises masturbate. They can both have additional stimulating features such as vibrations or contractions. The difference is that they pleasure users by simulating different sexual acts. Here are some of the key differences.

Blowjob machines

As the name suggests, blowjob machines are specifically designed to simulate blowjobs!

Here are some common features:

• Realistic mouth designs
• Automatic stroking sensations
• Bumpy textures similar to a mouth
• Some have a realistic tongue
• Self-heating functions
• Some have shorter sleeves more similar to a mouth/throat

Pocket pussies

Pocket pusses are designed to recreate the feeling of penis-in-vagina sex.

Here are the common features of pocket pussies:

• Realistic vulva opening
• Stimulating internal textures
•  Sleeves tend to be longer

Why you should get a blowjob machine

Still unsure whether a blowjob machine is the sex toy for you? Here are the main benefits of bringing a blowjob simulator into your bedroom.

Blowjobs on demand

Whether you are single or in a relationship, you need to have a partner who is available and up for it before you can enjoy a blowjob. Not with a blowjob machine! As long as you’ve remembered to charge it, it’s good to go whenever you are!

More intense sensations

Whether you love the feeling of vibrations or prefer contractions, or stroking, blowjob machines can take your favorite oral sensations and turn up the intensity!

They don't get tired

Unlike oral from another person, blowjob machines don’t get tired! They can keep on going as long as you can take it!

Simulate group sex

Blowjob machines aren’t only solo play! Why not use one with a partner to simulate a threesome?

Enjoy hands-free pleasure

Many automated blowjob machines are designed to deliver hands-free stimulation. Simply lube up, slide inside, and let the machine work its magic.

How do blowjob machines work?

As the world of technology advances, so does the world of sex toy technology. One of the innovation marvels of the 21st century is the development of toys that create realistic hands-free blowjob machines. Blowjob machines use different automated features to recreate the sweet sensation of oral sex. Here are some of the automated features you can sit back and enjoy in a blowjob machine.

Heating

Some blowjob toys have heating functions that heat the toy to just above body temperature to give it a more lifelike feeling of a partner’s body heat.

Stroking

Different blowjob simulators create stroking sensations, similar to a mouth moving up and down your shaft, in different ways. Some move the toy up and down over your penis, others have moving elements inside the sleeve to simulate the same movement.

Contractions

When getting head from a partner, you experience different levels of tightness. Some blowjob machines recreate this by expanding and contracting.

Vibrations

Ok, so most people’s mouths don’t vibrate when they are going down on you (unless they do that magic humming trick), but many blowjob toys also have vibrations just because they feel great. And why not take something already great and make it even better?

How Realistic Is Getting a Blowjob From a Machine?

Depending on what machine you choose to use, getting a blowjob from a machine can either feel ultra-realistic or not realistic at all.

After Trying the Autoblow AI (now an old model) Zachary Zane from Menshealth said that his hands were useless now. It tells you something at least!

Being realistic though, a blowjob machine won’t be able to recreate the feeling of a real blowjob completely as there are many aspects involved. Not to mention, when you are with a partner, there is the spontaneity of not knowing exactly what they will do next, and they often get their hands involved too!

Blowjob simulators, however, do a pretty great job of recreating different aspects of a great blowjob! Think of your purchase as an investment in quality. The higher quality blowjob machine you use, the more realistic it will feel.