My daughter recommended me a [m]19 young nerdy virgin guy on tinder as a joke and I [F]46 met him in a park and got him off.
My desire for sexual gratification has been at an all time high, leading up to my separation from my husband I was hoping 2020 was going to be a wild year of me getting it on. Unfortunately the only thing I've gotten on it my toys and hands.
I was trying okcupid but my daughter got me on tinder saying it was the better way to go. She's on tinder too and so we've been sharing our dumb tinder guy stories and swapping stories of assholes or guys who are charmers and all that. Often we'd switch phones and swipe for each other when we're bored, trying to find guys that are good for the other.
There is also this option to recommend a person to a friend, but we have wildly different match settings so we've been sending guys we know are absolutely not what the other is looking for as jokes. She'll send me these goofy spray tan 20 year old bros and I'll send her guys that (in polite terms) look like Santa Claus. (Not that there's anything wrong with having a jolly belly and a long white beard! It's just not what my 19 year old daughter is looking for haha)
So anyway it's been funny showing eachother what we have to deal with in our age groups. It's a vastly different experience. It's mostly all been for a laugh... until...
I get a message my daughter has shared a profile with me, and I open it up ready for a giggle. And I see this nerdy little 19 year old let's call him Alex. He is just the tv stranger things version of the little nerdy kid in school that's actually adorable. Got this cute big ol smile as he's wearing his graphic tees and being a shy goof for the camera. I know, I know he's 19 and my daughter's age, but I thought this kid is cute and maybe he'll get a confidence boost from an older lady giving him a like. Anyway I'm definitely not in his age search range so we'll never match. So I swipe like.
Oh boy mistake #1.
Not half an hour later we match and he sends me a message. "Omg hey! Hope this wasn't a mistake! You're incredibly beautiful" what a little charmer. So I say hello and say it wasn't a mistake and I thought his smile was charming. I ask if he has older women in his search range but he has pro or premium so it shows who likes him so he was able to like me back without me being in his search range. My mistake!
So we chat a little bit (read: he messages me A LOT) and I am friendly and flirty back. He seems pretty awkward like he hasn't talked to many girls. And honestly this energy is more fun than the older guys I've been talking to. I ask how his tinder is going and if he's ever had a girlfriend. He says he hasn't been very successful on tinder yet and has never been with a girl.
Hoo boy mistake #2 was asking him that, now I'm in trouble because this just hits a pleasure centre in my brain that I didn't know I had a thing for. And now my head is spinning thinking about what I could do with this innocent virgin boy haha. He says he hasn't met up with anyone since it's a pandemic. He asked one girl he was talking to for a park date but she stood him up and ghosted him :(
My heart breaks for this kid, leading to Mistake #3! I say I'll meet you for a date in a park! ( I think deep down I knew as soon as I swiped this kid I had nefarious plans). He's shocked and I assure him I'm serious and I suggest a place and a date, a nearby park that's halfway between us. And he agrees!
I tell me daughter and she is SHOCKED haha. She's immediately all in on teasing me and calling me cougar and cradle robber and everything, all in a fun way, but I still have not heard the end of it haha.
We scheduled the meetup for this weekend (we met up on Saturday) so we didn't have much awkward chat between when we decided to meet up and when we met in person. But I did get myself off to some naughty fantasies about him the night before...
On Saturday I left the apartment to meet him! Butterflies and nerves. (My daughter says "have fun babysitting" on my way out. I've had a couple park dates during this pandemic, but this one was the most nerve wracking haha. My hands were shaking, not because I was nervous to talk to him but because of how naughty and taboo I was being. But this is the type of exploring I've been craving since separating.
I get to the park and sit on a bench. It's bright and sunny and not too cold. I'm in a nice coat, have my hair done and makeup like any other date but I feel much more like a mom haha. I take a seflie to show him i'm here and where I am and he says "wow, you look beautiful!" And anyone else saying that would feel cheesy its just my fave in a winter coat haha but it feels so sincere from him.
I see him eventually approaching from far away and since it's this big park he has to awkwardly walk a long way to get to me ha. So we see eachother in the distance like 5 minutes before we're close enough to talk. Poor guy trying to look as cool as he can while walking.
I get up to walk and meet him and when we get close enough he exchanges an awkward hello from arms length, (not sure if covid precautions or he's shy and awkward. We're both wearing masks so probably the latter). I tell him it's ok to give me a hug if he wants and I open my arms and he looks down awkwardly and laughs and comes in for a hug and I feel him trembling in my arms as I wrap them around him. What a darling. This puts me at ease and I know I'm taking care of him now, no more time for me to be nervous.
We walk around the park for a while and chat, talk about things he's interested in. He tells me about zoom school and video games, life at home. And I ask him a question that's been burning in my brain, "how old is your mom?" I see his face go bright red and he tells me "42" ha! So I'm definitely older than his mom, what a cougar I am.