"Family Planning" is our new code word lmao
Me and my partner were at CVS, and the lubricants they have were locked up. We pressed the help button, and the intercom for the whole store said: Associate needed for assistance at "family planning".
Me and my partner thought it was so funny for some reason, that from now on that's my go-to line for fun time.
"What do you wanna do?" "You down for some 'family planning' 👀"
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Mine used to be "a serious conversation." We're going to have a serious conversation when we get home. We need some privacy so we can have a serious conversation.
I'll have to use this when the kid is present, because anytime he asks why the door is closed, we say it's because we were "talking".
My parents told us kids to not go into master bedroom when the door was closed. Simple and effective. It wasn't just sex. Dad needed quiet sleep during the daytime when working night shift. Bedroom door shut meant us kids stayed away from that part of the house.
If I text my husband about preheating the oven, it has nothing to do with kitchen appliances.
